Social Battery Critically Low T-Shirt
$30.00
Whether you’re ghosting the group chat or faking enthusiasm at the fifth social event this month, “Social Battery: Critically Low” says it so you don’t have to. This soft, high-quality tee is the perfect uniform for introverts, the therapy generation, and anyone running on caffeine and vibes.
Designed for comfort, honesty, and a little edge — this shirt gets it. Mental health isn’t always Pinterest-pretty, sometimes it’s awkward, drained, and overstimulated. Wear this to let the world know you’re fresh out of small talk and patience.
Ideal for anxious millennials, therapy regulars, socially exhausted professionals, or anyone who’s ever RSVP’d yes and immediately regretted it. Inclusive sizing, eco-friendly production, and designed by people who actually live this life.
Wear your boundaries.
Comfort Colors Tee – Vintage-Inspired Softness & Lasting Quality
Upgrade your everyday essentials with this Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt—a relaxed fit, ultra-soft tee designed for unbeatable comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel from day one.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Vintage-Inspired Comfort – Garment-dyed for a rich, worn-in look and extra softness.
✔ Relaxed Fit – A comfortable, easygoing style perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout ensures long-lasting quality.
✔ Tubular Knit Design – No side seams, meaning a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
✔ Wide Size Range – Available from S to 4XL, so everyone finds the perfect fit.
Premium Quality, Ethically Made
Proudly crafted in Honduras, this tee meets high manufacturing standards. Its garment-dyed process gives it a unique, slightly faded tone and an incredibly soft texture—getting even better with every wash.
Care Instructions:
🧺 Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬 Tumble dry: Low heat.
🧼 Iron/steam: Low heat.
❌ Do not dry clean.
Whether you're going for a laid-back, vintage aesthetic or need a durable everyday tee, Comfort Colors is your go-to choice.
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Whether you’re ghosting the group chat or faking enthusiasm at the fifth social event this month, “Social Battery: Critically Low” says it so you don’t have to. This soft, high-quality tee is the perfect uniform for introverts, the therapy generation, and anyone running on caffeine and vibes.
Designed for comfort, honesty, and a little edge — this shirt gets it. Mental health isn’t always Pinterest-pretty, sometimes it’s awkward, drained, and overstimulated. Wear this to let the world know you’re fresh out of small talk and patience.
Ideal for anxious millennials, therapy regulars, socially exhausted professionals, or anyone who’s ever RSVP’d yes and immediately regretted it. Inclusive sizing, eco-friendly production, and designed by people who actually live this life.
Wear your boundaries.
Comfort Colors Tee – Vintage-Inspired Softness & Lasting Quality
Upgrade your everyday essentials with this Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt—a relaxed fit, ultra-soft tee designed for unbeatable comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel from day one.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Vintage-Inspired Comfort – Garment-dyed for a rich, worn-in look and extra softness.
✔ Relaxed Fit – A comfortable, easygoing style perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout ensures long-lasting quality.
✔ Tubular Knit Design – No side seams, meaning a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
✔ Wide Size Range – Available from S to 4XL, so everyone finds the perfect fit.
Premium Quality, Ethically Made
Proudly crafted in Honduras, this tee meets high manufacturing standards. Its garment-dyed process gives it a unique, slightly faded tone and an incredibly soft texture—getting even better with every wash.
Care Instructions:
🧺 Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬 Tumble dry: Low heat.
🧼 Iron/steam: Low heat.
❌ Do not dry clean.
Whether you're going for a laid-back, vintage aesthetic or need a durable everyday tee, Comfort Colors is your go-to choice.
Whether you’re ghosting the group chat or faking enthusiasm at the fifth social event this month, “Social Battery: Critically Low” says it so you don’t have to. This soft, high-quality tee is the perfect uniform for introverts, the therapy generation, and anyone running on caffeine and vibes.
Designed for comfort, honesty, and a little edge — this shirt gets it. Mental health isn’t always Pinterest-pretty, sometimes it’s awkward, drained, and overstimulated. Wear this to let the world know you’re fresh out of small talk and patience.
Ideal for anxious millennials, therapy regulars, socially exhausted professionals, or anyone who’s ever RSVP’d yes and immediately regretted it. Inclusive sizing, eco-friendly production, and designed by people who actually live this life.
Wear your boundaries.
Comfort Colors Tee – Vintage-Inspired Softness & Lasting Quality
Upgrade your everyday essentials with this Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt—a relaxed fit, ultra-soft tee designed for unbeatable comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel from day one.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Vintage-Inspired Comfort – Garment-dyed for a rich, worn-in look and extra softness.
✔ Relaxed Fit – A comfortable, easygoing style perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout ensures long-lasting quality.
✔ Tubular Knit Design – No side seams, meaning a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
✔ Wide Size Range – Available from S to 4XL, so everyone finds the perfect fit.
Premium Quality, Ethically Made
Proudly crafted in Honduras, this tee meets high manufacturing standards. Its garment-dyed process gives it a unique, slightly faded tone and an incredibly soft texture—getting even better with every wash.
Care Instructions:
🧺 Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬 Tumble dry: Low heat.
🧼 Iron/steam: Low heat.
❌ Do not dry clean.
Whether you're going for a laid-back, vintage aesthetic or need a durable everyday tee, Comfort Colors is your go-to choice.