No Worries Tour - Amphetamine Salts Hat for ADHD
$18.97
Some bands go platinum. Some go hyperfocus. This one just went on tour through your executive dysfunction.
The Amphetamine Salts World Tour cap is the newest release from our Anxiety World Tour series – a cheeky nod to ADHD meds, hustle culture burnout, and the fact that sometimes the only thing keeping you going is a prescription and a deadline. Designed for the chronically overwhelmed and neurodivergently gifted, this distressed dad cap balances irony and identity in perfect chaotic harmony.
The vibrant yellow-and-black badge-style patch features a stylized pair of headphones and an audio waveform (because we’re always tuning in, even if we can’t always follow along). The cap itself has vintage-inspired distressing for a soft-worn, lived-in feel – think “cram session at 2AM” meets “accidentally wore it to therapy again.”
Wear it proudly to your next body-doubling session, neurodivergent support group, or just while pacing around your room waiting for the meds to kick in.
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Some bands go platinum. Some go hyperfocus. This one just went on tour through your executive dysfunction.
The Amphetamine Salts World Tour cap is the newest release from our Anxiety World Tour series – a cheeky nod to ADHD meds, hustle culture burnout, and the fact that sometimes the only thing keeping you going is a prescription and a deadline. Designed for the chronically overwhelmed and neurodivergently gifted, this distressed dad cap balances irony and identity in perfect chaotic harmony.
The vibrant yellow-and-black badge-style patch features a stylized pair of headphones and an audio waveform (because we’re always tuning in, even if we can’t always follow along). The cap itself has vintage-inspired distressing for a soft-worn, lived-in feel – think “cram session at 2AM” meets “accidentally wore it to therapy again.”
Wear it proudly to your next body-doubling session, neurodivergent support group, or just while pacing around your room waiting for the meds to kick in.
Some bands go platinum. Some go hyperfocus. This one just went on tour through your executive dysfunction.
The Amphetamine Salts World Tour cap is the newest release from our Anxiety World Tour series – a cheeky nod to ADHD meds, hustle culture burnout, and the fact that sometimes the only thing keeping you going is a prescription and a deadline. Designed for the chronically overwhelmed and neurodivergently gifted, this distressed dad cap balances irony and identity in perfect chaotic harmony.
The vibrant yellow-and-black badge-style patch features a stylized pair of headphones and an audio waveform (because we’re always tuning in, even if we can’t always follow along). The cap itself has vintage-inspired distressing for a soft-worn, lived-in feel – think “cram session at 2AM” meets “accidentally wore it to therapy again.”
Wear it proudly to your next body-doubling session, neurodivergent support group, or just while pacing around your room waiting for the meds to kick in.