Nepo Hire Graphic Tee
Nepo Hire
Not self-made. Just self-aware.
This tee is for the LinkedIn lurkers, the résumé realists, and the overachievers who know damn well the system isn’t a ladder — it’s an escalator, and some people started at the top.
Whether you're a reformed gifted kid, a startup burnout survivor, or just someone who’s a little too good at reading between the hiring lines, this shirt says what your corporate bio won’t.
Irony? Check. Trauma? Probably. Great fit? Obviously.
The Design
Simple serif. Corporate clean. NEPO HIRE in tasteful black-on-neutral.
No explanation. No disclaimer. Just HR-inappropriate honesty.
Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with big “I’m in on the joke” energy.
For People Who:
Got their job through grit, luck, or a “family friend in the industry”
Live at the intersection of imposter syndrome and late-stage capitalism
Know exactly who’s never had to submit a cover letter in their life
TL;DR
It’s giving transparency. It’s giving tax bracket. It’s giving “I’m still better at this than you.”
Perfect for workplace rebels, conference snarkers, and recovering interns.
Nepo Hire
Not self-made. Just self-aware.
This tee is for the LinkedIn lurkers, the résumé realists, and the overachievers who know damn well the system isn’t a ladder — it’s an escalator, and some people started at the top.
Whether you're a reformed gifted kid, a startup burnout survivor, or just someone who’s a little too good at reading between the hiring lines, this shirt says what your corporate bio won’t.
Irony? Check. Trauma? Probably. Great fit? Obviously.
The Design
Simple serif. Corporate clean. NEPO HIRE in tasteful black-on-neutral.
No explanation. No disclaimer. Just HR-inappropriate honesty.
Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with big “I’m in on the joke” energy.
For People Who:
Got their job through grit, luck, or a “family friend in the industry”
Live at the intersection of imposter syndrome and late-stage capitalism
Know exactly who’s never had to submit a cover letter in their life
TL;DR
It’s giving transparency. It’s giving tax bracket. It’s giving “I’m still better at this than you.”
Perfect for workplace rebels, conference snarkers, and recovering interns.
Nepo Hire
Not self-made. Just self-aware.
This tee is for the LinkedIn lurkers, the résumé realists, and the overachievers who know damn well the system isn’t a ladder — it’s an escalator, and some people started at the top.
Whether you're a reformed gifted kid, a startup burnout survivor, or just someone who’s a little too good at reading between the hiring lines, this shirt says what your corporate bio won’t.
Irony? Check. Trauma? Probably. Great fit? Obviously.
The Design
Simple serif. Corporate clean. NEPO HIRE in tasteful black-on-neutral.
No explanation. No disclaimer. Just HR-inappropriate honesty.
Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with big “I’m in on the joke” energy.
For People Who:
Got their job through grit, luck, or a “family friend in the industry”
Live at the intersection of imposter syndrome and late-stage capitalism
Know exactly who’s never had to submit a cover letter in their life
TL;DR
It’s giving transparency. It’s giving tax bracket. It’s giving “I’m still better at this than you.”
Perfect for workplace rebels, conference snarkers, and recovering interns.
Comfort Colors Tee – Vintage-Inspired Softness & Lasting Quality
Upgrade your everyday essentials with this Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt—a relaxed fit, ultra-soft tee designed for unbeatable comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel from day one.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Vintage-Inspired Comfort – Garment-dyed for a rich, worn-in look and extra softness.
✔ Relaxed Fit – A comfortable, easygoing style perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout ensures long-lasting quality.
✔ Tubular Knit Design – No side seams, meaning a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
✔ Wide Size Range – Available from S to 4XL, so everyone finds the perfect fit.
Premium Quality, Ethically Made
Proudly crafted in Honduras, this tee meets high manufacturing standards. Its garment-dyed process gives it a unique, slightly faded tone and an incredibly soft texture—getting even better with every wash.
Care Instructions:
🧺 Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬 Tumble dry: Low heat.
🧼 Iron/steam: Low heat.
❌ Do not dry clean.
Whether you're going for a laid-back, vintage aesthetic or need a durable everyday tee, Comfort Colors is your go-to choice.
