Lorazepam World Tour Vintage Concert Tee
from $26.99
It’s the tour of the year, and your anxiety is headlining.
The Lorazepam World Tour shirt is a full-blown meltdown in merch form. This two-sided tee features a parody concert graphic on the front (complete with pills + lightning, obviously), and an unhinged tour stop lineup on the back; from “Phone Call Without Warning” to “Family Group Chat.”
Printed on a soft, tagless unisex tee for maximum sensory comfort (because we know overstim = outfit ruin). It’s bold, painfully accurate, and deeply funny - perfect for anyone navigating modern life with a medically assisted chill.
For the spiraling, the self-aware, and the sarcastically sedated.
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It’s the tour of the year, and your anxiety is headlining.
The Lorazepam World Tour shirt is a full-blown meltdown in merch form. This two-sided tee features a parody concert graphic on the front (complete with pills + lightning, obviously), and an unhinged tour stop lineup on the back; from “Phone Call Without Warning” to “Family Group Chat.”
Printed on a soft, tagless unisex tee for maximum sensory comfort (because we know overstim = outfit ruin). It’s bold, painfully accurate, and deeply funny - perfect for anyone navigating modern life with a medically assisted chill.
For the spiraling, the self-aware, and the sarcastically sedated.
It’s the tour of the year, and your anxiety is headlining.
The Lorazepam World Tour shirt is a full-blown meltdown in merch form. This two-sided tee features a parody concert graphic on the front (complete with pills + lightning, obviously), and an unhinged tour stop lineup on the back; from “Phone Call Without Warning” to “Family Group Chat.”
Printed on a soft, tagless unisex tee for maximum sensory comfort (because we know overstim = outfit ruin). It’s bold, painfully accurate, and deeply funny - perfect for anyone navigating modern life with a medically assisted chill.
For the spiraling, the self-aware, and the sarcastically sedated.
