'I Hope My Therapists Never Meet' Graphic Tee
I Hope My Therapists Never Meet
It’s called compartmentalization. Look it up.
Some people collect stamps. Others collect coping mechanisms. You? You’ve got a rotating cast of therapists, each with a slightly different version of the truth. And if they ever compared notes? You’d have to fake your own death and start over in a new zip code.
This shirt is for the emotionally literate, the therapy veterans, the folks who treat their mental health journey like a Netflix anthology series — new season, new protagonist, same unresolved core wound.
It’s not shame. It’s strategy.
The Design
Crisp, clean, no-frills type: I HOPE MY THERAPISTS NEVER MEET
Centered and slightly unhinged — just like your treatment plan.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee that feels like a hug from someone who doesn’t need to know your full backstory.
For People Who:
Start every therapy session with “Okay so here’s some context…”
Use color-coded spreadsheets to track breakthroughs
Are emotionally self-aware and a little chaotic
TL;DR
This tee is for anyone who’s ever said “I’m working on it” and meant everything. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to brunch. Maybe not both at once.
I Hope My Therapists Never Meet
It’s called compartmentalization. Look it up.
Some people collect stamps. Others collect coping mechanisms. You? You’ve got a rotating cast of therapists, each with a slightly different version of the truth. And if they ever compared notes? You’d have to fake your own death and start over in a new zip code.
This shirt is for the emotionally literate, the therapy veterans, the folks who treat their mental health journey like a Netflix anthology series — new season, new protagonist, same unresolved core wound.
It’s not shame. It’s strategy.
The Design
Crisp, clean, no-frills type: I HOPE MY THERAPISTS NEVER MEET
Centered and slightly unhinged — just like your treatment plan.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee that feels like a hug from someone who doesn’t need to know your full backstory.
For People Who:
Start every therapy session with “Okay so here’s some context…”
Use color-coded spreadsheets to track breakthroughs
Are emotionally self-aware and a little chaotic
TL;DR
This tee is for anyone who’s ever said “I’m working on it” and meant everything. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to brunch. Maybe not both at once.
I Hope My Therapists Never Meet
It’s called compartmentalization. Look it up.
Some people collect stamps. Others collect coping mechanisms. You? You’ve got a rotating cast of therapists, each with a slightly different version of the truth. And if they ever compared notes? You’d have to fake your own death and start over in a new zip code.
This shirt is for the emotionally literate, the therapy veterans, the folks who treat their mental health journey like a Netflix anthology series — new season, new protagonist, same unresolved core wound.
It’s not shame. It’s strategy.
The Design
Crisp, clean, no-frills type: I HOPE MY THERAPISTS NEVER MEET
Centered and slightly unhinged — just like your treatment plan.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee that feels like a hug from someone who doesn’t need to know your full backstory.
For People Who:
Start every therapy session with “Okay so here’s some context…”
Use color-coded spreadsheets to track breakthroughs
Are emotionally self-aware and a little chaotic
TL;DR
This tee is for anyone who’s ever said “I’m working on it” and meant everything. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to brunch. Maybe not both at once.
Comfort Colors Tee – Vintage-Inspired Softness & Lasting Quality
Upgrade your everyday essentials with this Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt—a relaxed fit, ultra-soft tee designed for unbeatable comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel from day one.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Vintage-Inspired Comfort – Garment-dyed for a rich, worn-in look and extra softness.
✔ Relaxed Fit – A comfortable, easygoing style perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout ensures long-lasting quality.
✔ Tubular Knit Design – No side seams, meaning a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
✔ Wide Size Range – Available from S to 4XL, so everyone finds the perfect fit.
Premium Quality, Ethically Made
Proudly crafted in Honduras, this tee meets high manufacturing standards. Its garment-dyed process gives it a unique, slightly faded tone and an incredibly soft texture—getting even better with every wash.
Care Instructions:
🧺 Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬 Tumble dry: Low heat.
🧼 Iron/steam: Low heat.
❌ Do not dry clean.
Whether you're going for a laid-back, vintage aesthetic or need a durable everyday tee, Comfort Colors is your go-to choice.
