This hoodie isn’t just a garment - it’s a confession, a coping mechanism, and a punchline wrapped in fleece.
Featuring a heart-eyed Jesus and a chorus of daddy issues, this piece is for everyone working through their inner child wounds while still looking ✨ hot ✨. Whether you're deconstructing your upbringing, joking about your attachment style, or just vibing through spiritual chaos, this sweatshirt gets it.
It’s snarky. It’s self-aware. It’s for:
Crying in your car post-therapy
Making ex-Christians and ex-boyfriends uncomfortable
Swiping right on someone just because they look like they’d ruin your life a little
Pairing sarcasm with softness (like your love language)
The fleece is soft. The trauma is inherited. The drip is immaculate.
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This hoodie isn’t just a garment - it’s a confession, a coping mechanism, and a punchline wrapped in fleece.
Featuring a heart-eyed Jesus and a chorus of daddy issues, this piece is for everyone working through their inner child wounds while still looking ✨ hot ✨. Whether you're deconstructing your upbringing, joking about your attachment style, or just vibing through spiritual chaos, this sweatshirt gets it.
It’s snarky. It’s self-aware. It’s for:
Crying in your car post-therapy
Making ex-Christians and ex-boyfriends uncomfortable
Swiping right on someone just because they look like they’d ruin your life a little
Pairing sarcasm with softness (like your love language)
The fleece is soft. The trauma is inherited. The drip is immaculate.
